As a lover of the outdoors and someone who loves technical doo-dads, I find that some weird shit rolls out of my mouth in reference to life and our various sports related activities.
I think that Kera’s favorite and now infamous in our house is “It’s easier to use one if you have one.” I spouted that one back in K.C. when a store was going out of business and we found a really nice coffee machine at 50% off or something. Her question to me was… “Would you use it if you had it?” Fair question… squirrelly answer but typical me.
So, it seems that I’m not alone in being an “idiot”. Check out these videos. If you do one of these sports (Beer Snobbery being an “official” International sport) you’ve probably heard some of these quotes.
Shit Mountain Bikers Say
Shit Roadies Say
Shit Runners Say
Shit Beer Snobs Say
That’s all for today gang… have a great weekend!